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[ti:绝望的主妇第一季01] [ar:Desperate Housewives ] [al:Desperate Housewives ] [by:convey907] [00:16.53]My name is Mary Alice Young [00:19.38]when you read this morning’s paper you may come across an article [00:22.44]about the unusual day I had last week [00:25.85]Normally there’s never anything newsworthy about my life [00:29.42]but that all changed last Thursday [00:32.52]Of course everything seemed quite normal at first [00:36.12]I made breakfast for my family [00:39.96]I performed my chores [00:43.63]I completed my projects [00:47.40]I ran my errands [00:50.07]In truth I spent the day as I spent every other day [00:54.38]quietly polishing the routine of my life until it gleamed with perfection [01:03.05]That’s why it was so astonishing when I decided to go to my hallway closet [01:08.54]and retrieve a revolver that had never been used [01:17.03]My body was discovered by my neighbor Mrs Martha Huber [01:21.60]who’d been startled by a strange popping sound [01:25.37]Her curiosity aroused [01:27.31]Mrs Huber tried to think of a reason for dropping in on me unannounced [01:33.98]After some initial hesitation [01:36.32]she decided to return the blender she had borrowed from me six months before [02:03.51]It’s my neighbor. I think she’s been shot. There’s bIood everywhere. [02:07.58]Yes you’ve got to send an ambulance. [02:10.55]You’ve got to send one right now. [02:17.19]And for a moment Mrs Huber stood motionless in her kitchen [02:21.60]grief-stricken by this senseless tragedy [02:24.70]But only for a moment [02:27.40]If there was one thing Mrs Huber was known for [02:31.03]it was her ability to look on the bright side [02:34.34] [02:40.72]I was laid to rest on a Monday [02:43.28]After the funeral all the residents of Wisteria Lane [02:46.42]came to pay their respects [02:49.46]And as people do in these situations they brought food [02:53.70]Lynette Scavo brought fried chicken [02:56.36]Lynette had a great family recipe for fried chicken [02:59.53]Of course,She didn’t cook much while moving up the corporate ladder [03:03.30]She didn’t have the time [03:05.07]But when her doctor announced she was pregnant [03:07.24]her husband Tom had an idea [03:09.71]’’Why not quit your job?’’ [03:11.55]’’Kids do better with stay-at-home moms It would be so much less stressful ’’ [03:16.12]But this was not the case [03:18.19]In fact Lynette’s life had become so hectic [03:21.36]she was now forced to get her chicken from the fast-food restaurant [03:25.56]Lynette would’ve appreciated the irony if she’d thought about it [03:29.33]But she didn’t have the time [03:31.47]- Stop it stop it stop it. - But Mom. [03:33.84]No. You are going to behave today. [03:36.07]I am not going to be humiliated in front of the entire neighborhood. [03:39.87]And just so you know how serious I am... [03:42.51]- What’s that? - Santa’s cell-phone number. [03:45.78]How did you get that? [03:47.65]I know someone who knows someone who knows an elf. [03:50.66]And if any of you acts up, so help me I will call Santa [03:53.96]and I will call Santa and tell him you want socks for Christmas. [03:57.66]You willing to risk that? [04:01.92]Okay. Let’s get this over with. [04:08.77]Gabrielle Solis who lives down the block brought a spicy paella [04:14.73]Since her modelling days in New York, Gabrielle had developed a taste [04:18.22]for rich food [04:20.96]and rich men [04:23.76]Carlos who worked in mergers and acquisitions [04:26.45]proposed on their third date [04:28.36]Gabrielle was touched when tears welled up in his eyes [04:31.79]But she soon discovered this happened every time Carlos closed a big deal [04:36.53]Gabrielle liked her paella piping hot [04:39.47]However, her relationship with her husband was considerably cooler [04:44.01]If you talk to AI Mason at this thing [04:46.41]I want you to casually mention how much I paid for your neckIace. [04:49.18]Why don’t I just pin the receipt to my chest? [04:51.05]He let me know what he paid for his wife’s convertibIe. [04:53.78]- Look, just work it into the conversation. - There’s no way I can just work that in, Carlos. [04:56.38]Why not? At the Donohue party, everyone was talking about mutual funds. [05:00.66]And you found a way to mention you slept with half the Yankee outfield. [05:03.50]I’m telling you, it came up in the context of the conversation. [05:05.69]Hey, people are starting to stare. Can you keep your voice down please? [05:09.20]Absolutely. Wouldn’t want them to think we’re not happy. [05:13.07]Bree Van De Kamp who lives next door [05:15.24]brought baskets of muffins she baked from scratch. [05:18.21]Bree was known for her cooking. And for making her own clothes [05:23.85]And for doing her own gardening [05:26.58]And for reupholstering her own furniture. [05:30.15]Yes, Bree’s many talents were known throughout the neighbourhood. [05:33.96]And everyone on Wisteria Lane thought of Bree as the perfect wife and mother. [05:38.73]Everyone, that is, except her own family. [05:45.33]Paul, Zachary. Paul, Zachary. [05:47.74]Hello Mrs. Van De Kamp. Bree, you shouldn’t have gone to all this trouble. [05:50.94]It was no trouble at all. [05:52.41]Now the basket with the red ribbon is filled with desserts for your guests. [05:55.61]But the one with the blue ribbon is just for you and Zachary. [05:58.31]It’s got rolls, muffins, breakfast type things. [06:01.78]Thank you. [06:02.77]Well, the least I could do is make sure you boys had a decent meal to look forward to in the morning. [06:07.49]I know you’re out of your minds with grief. [06:10.26]Yes, we are. [06:13.93]Of course, I will need the baskets back once you’re done. [06:17.83]Of course. [06:23.29]Susan Mayer, who lives across the street [06:25.54]brought macaroni and cheese. [06:27.84]Her husband Carl always teased her about her macaroni, [06:31.08]saying it was the only thing she knew how to cook, and she rarely made it well. [06:36.05]It was too salty the night she and Carl moved into their new house. [06:40.36]It was too watery the night she found lipstick on Carl’s shirt. [06:44.96]She burned it the night Carl told her he was leaving her for his secretary. [06:57.14]A year had passed since the divorce [06:59.67]Susan was starting to think how nice it would be to have a man in her life, [07:03.41]even one who would make fun of her cooking. [07:05.91]Mom, why would someone kill themselves? [07:10.49]Well, sometimes people are so unhappy [07:13.82]they think it’s the only way they can solve their problems. [07:16.96]- But Mrs. Young always seemed happy.- Yeah. [07:19.73]sometimes people pretend to be one way on the outside [07:22.10]and they’re totally different on the inside. [07:24.33]Oh you mean how Dad’s girlfriend is always smiling and says nice things [07:27.02]but deep down you just know she’s a bitch. [07:28.97]I don’t like that word, Julie. But yeah, that’s a great example. [07:44.29]Hey, what’s going on? [07:48.80]Sorry I’m late. [07:49.89]- Hi Susan.- Hey. [08:12.61]So? What did Carl say when you confronted him? [08:15.28]You’ll love this, he said it doesn’t mean anything, it was just sex. [08:20.32]Oh yes, page one of the philanderer’s handbook. [08:23.29]Yeah, and then he got this Zen look on his face, and he said, you know Susan, [08:26.56]most men live lives of quiet desperation. [08:29.86]- Please tell me you punched him. - No, I said, really? [08:32.14]And what do most women lead, lives of noisy fulfillment? [08:35.20]- Good for you. - I mean, of all people, did he have to bang his secretary? [08:38.44]I had that woman over for brunch. [08:40.14]It’s like my grandmother always said, an erect penis doesn’t have a conscience. [08:43.31]Even the limp ones aren’t that ethical. [08:45.95]This is half the reason I joined the NRA. [08:47.85]Well, when Rex started going to those medical conferences, [08:50.52]I wanted at the back of his mind that he had a loving wife at home, [08:53.22]with a loaded Smith and Wesson. [08:55.82]Lynnie? Tom’s always away on business. Do you ever worry he might..? [08:59.16]Oh, please, the man’s gotten me pregnant three times in four years. [09:02.93]I wish he was having sex with someone else. [09:08.54]So Susan, is he going to stop seeing that woman? [09:14.34]I don’t know. [09:19.71]I’m sorry you guys, I just... [09:24.32]I just don’t know how I’m going to survive this. [09:28.39]Listen to me. [09:30.12]We all have moments of desperation. [09:34.46]But if we can face them head on, [09:35.63]that’s how we find out just how strong we really are. [09:46.64]Susan. Susan. [09:47.91]I was just saying Paul wants us to go over on Friday. [09:50.85]He needs us to go through Mary Alice’s closet, and help pack up her things. [09:53.61]He says he can’t face doing it by himself. [09:55.45]- Sure. That’s fine. - Are you OK? [09:59.42]Yeah. I’m just so angry. [10:03.36]If Mary Alice was having problems, she should have come to us, [10:06.11]she should have let us help her. [10:07.70]What kind of problems could she have had? She was healthy, [10:10.67]had a great home, a nice family. Her life was? [10:13.30]our life. [10:17.37]No, if Mary Alice was having some sort of crisis, we’d have known. [10:20.61]She lives 50 feet away, for god’s sakes. [10:23.33]Gabby, the woman killed herself. Something must’ve been going on. [10:40.23]- Oh, I wouldn’t eat that if I were you. - Why? [10:42.90]I made it. Trust me. [10:47.24]Hey, hey, do you have a death wish? [10:49.47]No, I just refuse to believe that anybody can screw up macaroni and cheese. [10:55.54]Oh my God. [10:58.38]How did you?it tastes like it’s burnt and undercooked. [11:02.12]Yeah, I get that a lot. Here you go. [11:07.72]Thanks. I’m Mike Delfino, I just rented out the Sim’s house next door. [11:12.53]Susan Mayer. I Iive across the street. [11:15.30]Oh yeah, Mrs. Huber told me about you, said you illustrate children’s books [11:19.17]Yeah I’m very big with the under 5 set. [11:21.60]- What do you do? [11:23.47]Plumber. So if you ever have a clog [11:28.61]...or something. [11:34.18]Now that everybody’s seen that I’ve brought something, [11:37.42]I should probabIy just throw this out. [11:49.90]- Ow. [11:51.43]Ease up, you little vampire. [11:56.17]Lynette! I’ve been looking all over for you. [12:00.07]Are you aware of what your sons are doing? [12:02.68]Cannonball! Cannonball! [12:08.02]Stop! [12:15.59]What are you doing!? We are at a wake! [12:18.66]When we got here, you said we could go in the pool. [12:21.13]I said you could go by the pool. [12:23.97]Do you have your swimsuits on? [12:25.77]Yeah, we put them on under our clothes just before we left. [12:28.80]You three planned this? Alright, that’s it. Get out! [12:32.21]- No. - No? [12:34.51]I am your mother. You have to do what I say. Come on. [12:38.55]We want to swim and you can’t stop us! [12:50.76]Here. [12:54.16]- No! - Get out. [12:55.66]Or I will get in this pool and just grab you, get out! [12:59.90]Oh! [13:01.90]Get over here. [13:05.27]All right,Get back or I’ll kill you. [13:07.94]You... [13:13.08]That’s right. Get over here. [13:15.42]Go go go go go. Move it. [13:25.39]Out. Get out. [13:34.80]Paul. We have to leave now. Once again, I am so sorry for your loss. [13:41.44]Go. [13:43.41]Lynette shouldn’t have been so concerned about my husband. [13:46.85]He had other things on his mind. Things below the surface. [14:00.46]The morning after my funeral, my friends and neighbours quietly went back [14:04.50]to their busy busy lives [14:07.84]some did their cooking [14:12.37]and some did their cleaning [14:16.41]and some did their yoga [14:19.15]others did their homework [14:22.18]- Hi... [14:24.95]I’m Julie, I kicked my soccer ball into your backyard. [14:27.79]Oh, OK. Well, let’s go round and get it. [14:30.73]- Stay. [14:33.76]His wife died a year ago, [14:35.29]he wanted to stay in LA but there were too many memories. [14:37.43]He’s renting for tax purposes, but he’s hoping to buy a place real soon. [14:40.33]- I can’t believe you went over there. - Hey, I saw you both flirting at the wake. [14:43.47]You’re obviously into each other. [14:45.25]Now that you know he’s single, you can ask him out. [14:47.31]Julie, I like Mr. Delfino, [14:50.08]I do. It’s just, I don’t know if I’m ready to start dating yet. [14:53.05]Ugh, you need to get back out there. [14:55.15]Come on. How long has it been since you’re had sex? [14:59.85]- Are you mad that I asked you that? - No, I’m just trying to remember. [15:04.13]I don’t wanna talk to you about my love life anymore, it weirds me out. [15:06.97]I wouIdn’t have said anything. Just... [15:08.90]What? [15:11.17]I heard Dad’s girlfriend asking if you’d dated anyone since the divorce [15:15.07]and Dad said he doubted it. And then they both laughed. [15:36.32]Hey Susan. [15:38.19]Hi Mike. I brought you a little housewarming gift. [15:41.80]I probably should’ve brought something by earlier, but... [15:44.63]- Actually, you’re the first in the neighbourhood to stop by. - ReaIIy? [15:47.74]Susan knew she was lucky. [15:49.80]An eligible bachelor had moved onto Wisteria Lane, [15:52.71]and she was the first to find out [15:54.78]She also knew that good news [15:57.21]- Hello there.- travels quickly [15:59.61]Edie Britt was the most predatory divorcee in a 5 block radius. [16:05.09]Her conquests were numerous [16:09.56]Varied [16:13.06]And legendary [16:15.36]Wh... Ah! [16:17.26]Hi Susan. I hope I’m not interrupting. [16:22.20]You must be Mike Delfino. Hi, I’m Edie. Britt. I live over there [16:26.07]I Iive over there. [16:28.08]WeIcome to Wisteria Lane. [16:31.01]Susan had met the enemy, and she was a slut. [16:34.85]Thank you. What’s this? [16:36.95]Sausage Puttenesca. It’s just something I threw together. [16:40.89]Thanks, Edie [16:43.18]That’s... great. [16:45.72]I’d invite you both in, but I was sorta in the middle of something. [16:48.43]- Oh, I’m late for an appointment anyway.- Oh, no problem, I just wanted to say hi. [16:51.57]And just like that, the race for Mike Delfino had begun. [16:55.90]For a moment, Susan wondered if her rivalry with Edie would remain friendly. [17:00.64]Oh, Mike. I heard you’re a plumber? [17:04.24]But she was reminded that when it came to men? [17:07.08]Do you think you could stop by later tonight and take a look at my pipes? [17:10.58]-Women don’t fight fair.- Sure. [17:14.29]Thanks. [17:21.03]Bye Susan. [17:23.33]- You can’t order me around like I’m a child! - GabrieIIe. [17:26.20]No no. I’m not going. [17:27.53]It’s business, Tanaka expects everyone to bring their wives. [17:30.70]Every time I’m around that man, he tries to grab my ass. [17:34.17]I made over $200,000 doing business with him last year. [17:37.38]If he wants to grab your ass, you let him. [17:48.52]- John. - Ow! [17:50.79]Mr. Solis. You scared me. [17:53.56]Why is that bush still there? You were supposed to dig it up last week. [17:56.50]I didn’t have time last week. I don’t wanna hear your excuses, [17:58.87]Just take care of it. [18:03.24]I really hate the way you talk to me. [18:06.27]And I really hate that I spent $15,000 [18:08.86]on your diamond necklace that you couldn’t live without. [18:11.31]But I’m learning to deal with it. [18:13.39]So. Can I tell Tanaka we’ll be there tomorrow night? [18:16.45]John. We have bandages top shelf in the kitchen. [18:20.55]Thanks Mrs. SoIis. [18:26.53]Fine. I’ll go. [18:28.50]But I’m keeping my back pressed against the wall the entire time. [18:32.17]See? Now this is what a marriage is all about - compromise. [18:43.44]- Is your finger ok? - Yeah, yeah, it’s just a small cut. [18:47.41]Let me see. Mmm. [19:05.30]You know, Mrs. Solis, uhh, I really like it when we hook up. [19:11.14]But, um, you know I gotta get my work done, [19:14.44]...I can’t afford to lose this job. [19:19.11]This table is hand carved. Carlos had it imported from Italy. [19:24.02]It cost it $23,000. [19:27.86]You wanna do it on the table this time? [19:31.06]Absolutely. [19:48.98]Why can’t we ever have normal soup? [19:50.88]Danielle, there is nothing abnormal about basil puree. [19:54.62]Just once, can we have a soup that people have heard of? [19:57.08]Like, french onion or navy bean. [20:00.05]First of all, your father can’t eat onions, [20:01.49]he’s deadly allergic. [20:02.56]And I won’t even dignify your navy bean suggestion. [20:06.83]So. How’s the osso buco? [20:09.93]- It’s OK. - It’s OK? [20:13.73]Andrew, I spent 3 hours cooking this meal. [20:16.44]How do you think it makes me feel when you say it’s OK, in that sullen tone? [20:20.57]Who asked you to spend three hours on dinner? [20:26.25]Excuse me? [20:28.92]Tim Harper’s mom gets home from work [20:31.08]pops open a can of pork and beans, and boom, [20:33.46]they’re eating, everyone’s happy. [20:34.86]You’d rather I serve pork and beans? [20:36.88]Apologize now, I am begging. [20:38.58]I’m saying, do you always have to serve cuisine? [20:40.96]Can’t we ever just have food? [20:42.23]Are you doing drugs? [20:43.52]What? [20:44.33]Change in behavior is one of the warning signs, [20:46.43]and you have been as fresh as paint for the last six months. [20:49.84]It explains why you’re always locked in the bathroom. [20:52.37]- Trust me, that is not what he is doing. - Shut up. [20:54.78]Mom I’m not the one with the problem here, alright? [20:57.54]You’re the one always acting like she’s running for mayor of Stepford. [21:01.68]Rex... seeing that you’re the head of this household [21:04.92]I would really appreciate you saying something. [21:09.72]Pass the salt? [21:23.67]Three days after my funeral [21:25.37]Lynette replaced her grief with a much more useful emotion [21:29.44]Indignation [21:30.64]Tom this is my fifth message and you still haven’t call me back. [21:34.48]Well, You must be having a lot of fun on your business trip. I can only imagine. [21:39.55]Well, guess what, the kids and I wanna have some fun too, [21:42.36]so unless you call me back by noon, we are getting on a plane and joining you. [21:46.23]- Mom. - Not now, honey, Mommy’s threatening Daddy. [21:49.36]- Mom. - No I... [21:52.10]- Where are your brothers? - Noodles, my favourite! [22:02.01]- Lynette Scavo? - Crap. [22:04.65]Natalie Klein. I don’t believe it. [22:08.35]Lynette. How long has it been? [22:10.63]Years! Uh, how are you, how’s the firm? [22:14.49]- Good. Everyone misses you. - Yeah. [22:17.86]We all say if you hadn’t quit, you’d be running the place by now. [22:21.26]Yeah well. [22:23.80]So?how’s domestic life? [22:28.57]Don’t you just love being a mom? [22:30.94]And there it was - the question that Lynette always dreaded. [22:35.41]Well, to be honest... [22:37.18]For those who asked it ,only one answer was acceptable [22:40.95]So, Lynette responded as she always did - she lied. [22:44.89]It’s the best job I’ve ever had. [22:59.23]You know what I don’t get? - What? [23:01.64]Why you married Mr. Solis. [23:07.01]Well, he promised to give me everything I’ve ever wanted. [23:12.88]- Well, did he? - Yes. [23:17.15]Then why aren’t you happy? [23:21.29]Turns out I wanted all the wrong things. [23:24.79]So do you love him? [23:29.33]I do. [23:30.86]Well, then, why are we here? Why are we doing this? [23:34.27]Because I don’t want to wake up one morning [23:36.60]with a sudden urge to blow my brains out. [23:43.84]- Hey, can I have a drag? - Absolutely not. [23:46.91]You are much too young to smoke. [23:51.42]How would you feel about me using your child [23:54.23]support payments for plastic surgery? [23:56.02]Stop being nervous. [23:57.01]you’re just asking him out to dinner. It’s no big deal [23:59.84]You’re right. [24:02.33]So, is that your project for school? [24:04.23]You know in fifth grade I made the white house out of sugar cubes. [24:07.57]Stop stalling and go Before Mike figures out he can do better. [24:12.27]Tell me again why I fought for custody of you. [24:16.18]- You were using me to hurt Dad. - Oh that’s right. [24:22.08]Oh God. [24:31.49]- Hi. - Hey Susan. [24:34.90]- Are you busy? - No not at all. What’s up? [24:37.33]Well, I... I just uh was wondering if... [24:42.67]...if there was any chance that you uh... [24:47.94]...I just wanted to ask if... [24:52.01]- Edie. - Hey, there Susan. [24:54.11]- What are you...? - I was making ambrosia. [24:56.75]and I made too much so I thought I’d bring some over to Mike. [25:00.62]- What’s going on? - Susan was gonna ask me something. [25:06.53]Uh... [25:10.46]- I have a clog. - Excuse me? [25:12.80]- And you’re a plumber right? - Yeah. [25:15.94]- The clog’s in the pipe. - Yeah that’s usually where they are. [25:19.64]- Well, I’ve got one. - OK. Let me get my tools. [25:23.38]Now? You want to come over now? You have company. [25:27.15]I don’t mind. [25:28.62]Just give me two minutes. I’ll be right over. [25:41.36]That’s it. [25:42.63]- Stuff the hair down. - I stuffed it. [25:44.66]- It’s not enough to clog it. - Here. Here. Look. [25:48.50]Put in this peanut butter. [25:51.64]And this cooking oil. [25:54.37]- Mom... - And these olives. [25:56.24]It’s not working. [25:59.21]Oh God. That’s him. [26:01.98]How am I gonna stop up the sink? [26:12.09]Well,here’s your problem. [26:14.80]somebody stuffed a bunch of popsicle sticks down there. [26:19.00]I’ve told Julie a million times not to play in the kitchen. [26:22.00]Kids, y’ know? [26:29.18]Alright, I’ll go put in your orders. [26:30.90]I’ll be right back with your drinks and your plates for the salad bar [26:33.55]Thank you. [26:35.75]Andrew Danielle napkins. Thank you. [26:39.69]They have video games. [26:41.96]Can we go play until our food gets here? [26:44.29]Andrew. This is family time. I think we should all... [26:47.36]Go ahead and play. [26:57.70]I know that you think I’m angry about coming here, but I’m not. [27:00.87]I mean, the kids wanted a change of pace, something fun. [27:04.08]I get it. [27:06.73]Probably will want something healthier tomorrow night though, [27:08.82]I’m thinking about chicken saltimbocca.? [27:11.05]I want a divorce. [27:16.09]I just can’t live in this... [27:18.99]...this detergent commercial anymore. [27:23.50]The salad bar’s right over there, help yourself. [27:25.70]Thank you. [27:30.20]Um. Think I’ll go get your salad for you. [27:45.75]- Bree Van De Kamp. - Oh hello Mrs. Huber. [27:50.62]Oh we didn’t get a chance to talk at Mary Alice’s wake. [27:53.64]How are you doing? [27:56.10]Bree longed to share the truth about her husband’s painful betrayal, [28:00.40]but sadly for Bree, admitting defeat was not an option. [28:04.70]Great. Everything is just great. [28:08.64]I got you the honey mustard dressing,the ranch looked just a little bit suspect. [28:23.39]Are we gonna talk about what I said? [28:25.59]If you think I’m gonna discuss the dissolution of my marriage in a place [28:28.56]with restrooms are labelled "chicks" and "dudes , you’re out of your mind. [28:35.90]- What’s in this? - What do you mean? It’s salad. [28:38.87]- With... with onions. - What? [28:42.14]- You put onions in my salad - No I didn’t. [28:49.78]Oh wait. [28:59.85]The sound that awakened my son was something he’d heard only once before, [29:04.58]Many years ago when he was quite young [29:09.90]But he recognized it instantly [29:19.41]It was the sound of a family secret [29:42.40]Seven days after my funeral life on Wisteria Lane [29:46.01]finally returned to normal [29:49.24]Which for some of my friends was unfortunate [29:55.32]- Mommy Mommy! - Now what? [29:58.39]Daddy’s home! [30:01.49]Come on! Hey is anybody home? [30:04.86]- Hey! - Hey! [30:08.33]I wasn’t expecting you for a week. [30:10.60]I have to go back to ’Frisco in the morning. [30:13.13]But I got your call. You sounded frazzled. [30:15.44]Yeah. [30:16.77]- It’s been a little rough. - Hi. Yeah. Peaches. [30:20.04]Daddy, did you buy us any presents? [30:21.94]Oh God presents. Wait up. Let me see. [30:28.38]- Ohhh! - Yeah! [30:31.18]But I’m not gonna give it to you, unless you promise me [30:33.31]that you’re gonna go outside right now [30:35.36]and practise throwing for 20 minutes. [30:38.02]- Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! - Punks. Get out! [30:40.63]Who’s open? Go out. Deeper. Deeper. Touchdown! [30:47.07]Oh my God. [30:50.47]Oh no. [30:52.97]You got to be kidding. I’m exhausted.I look terrible. I’m covered in peaches. [30:58.45]- I’m sorry baby. I got to have you. - Well is it OK if I just lie here? [31:03.78]- AbsoluteIy. [31:09.06]- I love you. - I love you more... Oh baby. [31:14.26]Oh wait, I gotta tell you, I was having trouble with swelling [31:16.56]so the doctor took me off the pill, [31:18.09]so you’re just gonna have to put on a condom. [31:19.43]- A condom? - Yeah. [31:21.00]What’s the big deal? Let’s risk it. [31:23.77]- Let’s risk it? Yeah. [31:36.02]I can’t believe you tried to kill me. [31:38.03]Yes, well, I feel badly about that. [31:40.35]I told you, Mrs. Huber came over and I got distracted. It was a mistake. [31:44.99]Since when do you make mistakes? [31:46.64]What’s that supposed to mean? [31:48.09]It means I’m sick of you being so damn perfect all the time. [31:53.40]I-I-I’m sick of the bizarre way your hair doesn’t move. [31:56.77]I’m sick of you making the bed in the morning [31:59.03]before I’ve even used the bathroom. [32:00.94]you’re this plastic suburban housewife with her pearls and her spatula, [32:05.35]who says things like We owe the Hendersons a dinner? [32:11.15]Where’s the woman I fell in love with? [32:14.95]...who used to burn the toast, drink milk out of the carton [32:21.83]And laugh. [32:26.10]I need her. Not this cold perfect thing you’ve become. [32:39.71]These need water. [32:54.63]Bree sobbed quietly in the restroom for five minutes [32:58.53]but her husband never knew [33:01.94]Because when Bree finally emerged [33:07.94]she was perfect [33:16.72]- I found my earrings. We can go now. - Was John here today? [33:20.95]Well yeah. [33:22.36]The lawn hasn’t been mowed. I’ve had it, we’re getting a real gardener. [33:27.19]- Why? - Are you deaf? [33:28.63]I just said he’s not doing his job. [33:31.36]It’s dark, you just can’t see that the lawn has been mowed. [33:34.27]- It hasn’t been.Feel this grass. - I’m not feeling the grass! [33:37.44]Let’s just get going. Come on we’re late. [33:47.35]- Take care of it. - Yes sir. [33:54.65]There’s Tanaka. Time for me to go and do my dance. [33:59.16]Good luck sweetheart. [34:04.63]Oh, excuse me. Ma’am? You see that man who just walked away? [34:07.30]Can you make sure he has a drink in his hand all night long. [34:13.67]Yes ma’am. [35:50.57]- Susan? Susan! - Mrs. Huber how are you doing? [35:54.61]Not too well I’m afraid. I’m trying to find something to soothe my stomach. [35:58.85]- It’s upset? - Yeah. [36:01.28]I had the worst macaroni and cheese at the wake [36:03.44]it’s been running through my system ever since. [36:05.69]And I need to be at my best tonight. [36:07.55]Edie Britt’s son is spending the night tonight. [36:10.56]He’s spending the night? [36:12.33]Apparently, Edie is having a gentleman friend over on dinner, [36:15.56]and I think she plans on entertaining into the wee hours, [36:18.93]if you know what I mean. [36:22.17]Oh, here’s some antacid. Have you ever tried this? [36:26.64]I can’t believe it. This can’t be happening. [36:29.68]Mike can’t like Edie better than me. [36:32.05]You don’t know what’s going on. Maybe they’re just having dinner. [36:37.37]You’re right. They’re doing it. [36:52.97]Edie? Edie? [37:05.95]Edie? Edie? [37:13.02]Hello? Anybody home? [37:19.33]I need to borrow sugar. [37:38.21]Oh my God! Oh yes! Give it to me! [37:42.95]And just like that the possibility Susan had clung to [37:46.92]the maybe of Mike Delfino was gone forever [37:54.06]And despite the precariousness of her situation [37:56.80]Susan took a moment to mourn her loss [38:12.58]Oh. [38:19.25]Oh! Oh! [38:26.49]It didn’t take Susan long to realize this was just not her night [38:32.83]Is somebody out there? [38:35.03]Oh my God! That’s smoke! [38:52.75]Oh my God. [38:55.79]...candIes unattended in the den. [38:58.06]Paramedics say she was lucky, she could’ve been killed! [39:01.76]She ran out with nothing on. [39:04.63]She was having sex with some guy when the fire started. [39:07.73]What happened to him? [39:08.94]He got smoke inhalation, he’s at the hospital. [39:11.70]Oh. [39:13.37]Susan, are you alright? You look awful. [39:16.01]I’m fine. I’m fine. I just feel really bad for Edie. [39:22.68]Oh, don’t worry about Edie. She’s a strong lady. [39:25.72]Absolutely. She’ll get through this. She’ll find a way to survive. [39:30.02]We all do. [39:35.39]Come on. [39:54.58]- Wow! What happened? - Mike! [39:57.32]And suddenly, there he was, like a phoenix rising from the ashes. [40:01.75]I... I thought you were... uh.... Where were you? [40:06.16]I just got back from the movies. Edie had a fire, huh? [40:09.76]Yeah. Yeah but she’s fine now. Everything’s fine now. [40:16.74]And just like that Susan was happy [40:19.81]Life was suddenly full of possibilities [40:29.62]Not to mention a few unexpected surprises [40:38.39]- Hello - It’s me. [40:39.99]- Have anything yet? - No nothing yet. [40:42.23]but don’t worry. I’m definitely getting closer. [40:54.57]I brought some champagne. I thought we should all have a toast. [40:58.54]The next day, my friends came together to pack away my clothes, [41:02.42]my personal belongings and what was left of my life [41:08.55]Alright ladies, lift ’em up. [41:10.76]To Mary Alice, good friend and neighbour. [41:13.93]Wherever you are we hope you’ve found peace. [41:16.53]- To Mary AIice. - To Mary AIice. [41:25.84]Let’s get this show on the road. [41:27.84]You guys check out Mary Alice’s clothes? [41:30.44]Size 8, hah! She always told me she was a size 6. [41:34.41]- We found the skeleton in her closet. - Not quite Gabrielle not quite [41:39.05]- What’s that? - A letter addressed to Mary Alice. [41:42.59]How ironic [41:44.02]to have something I tried so desperately to keep secret, treated so casually. [41:48.46]- What’re you doing? That’s private. - It’s open, what’s the big deal? [42:00.71] [42:04.59]- What does this mean? - I don’t know, but check out the postmark.. [42:07.37]Oh my God. She got it the day she died. [42:11.78]Do you think this is why she...? [42:14.35]I’m so sorry girls I never wanted you to be burdened with this [42:21.86]Oh Mary Alice what did you do?

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